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Excuse me.

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You can't park there, mate.

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No.

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Sorry.

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How often do you get out and about
in the grounds?

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There was a time when I was a young
man

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that I used to regularly go for long
walks around,

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but I don't often go in without
somebody telling me which way to go.

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From here you go out in front of the
house,

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up towards Park Hill,

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possibly where you came in.

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Did you come down the hill?
Probably.

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Instead of going up the hill,

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you turn left through the No Entry

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so you're going up the No Entry
the wrong way.

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Go up to the safari office.

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Just say to the person in the safari
office

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you know, you're going up to see
them.

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And they'll send you up.

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Either you'll go up the back road
round

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or you'll go in the same way as the
public

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and whoever's on, whoever you want
to talk to, will be there.

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I've been here just over a year now
in the safari park.

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Have you always been into animals
and stuff?

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Yes, I lived in a game reserve for
about 14 years before I moved here.

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And so you get used to the animals
around you.

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(SPANISH ACCENT) I've been here
a while

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so actually I find

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that it's quite similar

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in the way that there are

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a lot of foreigns people,

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and they are friendly

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so obviously I find this place

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nice to stay here.

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I do like Katherine the zebra -
Katy, rather.

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She looks like er...

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She's like the zebra equivalent

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of a tennis ball
that your dog's had for years.

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He's bitten all the fluff away

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and you've just got that hard black
rubber undersurface

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with a couple of patches

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of what used to be the outside of
the ball.

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She's so old now, bless her, she's
losing her stripes.

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I'm very... what's the word?

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A lot of... I'm very...

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What's the word, Jeff, when women
sort of are frightened of me?

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What do you call it?

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What's it called? Come on.

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Oi!

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Yes, you said to me Englishwomen
don't like me because I'm... what?

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MALE VOICE: Too much of a threat.

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Too much of a threat.

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I give out sexual appeal. (LAUGHS)

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The hippos don't do anything.

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22 hours a day of sleep,

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and two hours of eating.

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Really, that's about it.

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They are so bone idle.

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No. Um...

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I kind of suck up to the boss

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so I ain't got to do any work.

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I just get to sit out back doing
nothing all day.

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Oh, my daily routine?

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Right. I get up at about seven
o'clock

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and I'm usually in work by about
eight.

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That's quite good, because it's
quite quiet between eight and nine.

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And then I run around
for about 12 hours

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and then come home again.

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You end up having a laugh all day

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because if you didn't,
you'd end up crying.

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It's cold. Muddy in the winter.

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But in the summer obviously
your muscles are big.

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You feel a bit sure of yourself,
like.

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The old sun comes out.

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Yeah. You know? It's, have a laugh,

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and then home, sleep.

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And that's it.

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That's it really. Just er...

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Do you get lots of problems with the
monkeys?

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It depends on what mood the monkeys
are in.

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I mean, if it's really hot weather,

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then you're not likely to see
any monkeys doing much damage.

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They whip the windscreen wipers off,
and things like that.

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(LAUGHING)

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It depends on what mood the monkeys
are in, what damage they do do.

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The Volkswagen was the make that
came to pieces the easiest.

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And the old Triumph Acclaim

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if you had one of those,
when it went out,

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there weren't a lot left on it
afterwards.

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I think sort of...

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The great apes are capable of
thinking up to a point.

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But they can't follow a chain of
thought very far.

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The er...

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er... concept that er...

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Er...

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Male monkeys like red coloured cars

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because female bottoms are red

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when they are in season.

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They sort of shine a bit more.

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(INCOHERENT WITH MIRTH)

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What's the matter?

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Sophie's eating a mouse.

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We don't really get involved with
the food side of things.

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We don't actually eat here as such.

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We've obviously got our own...

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our own home life. Um...

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Um... We go home obviously to sleep,

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when we've got to sleep. Um...

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Specific sort of...

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Hello?

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All right?

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Have a cup of tea. That's right.

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Yeah.

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Come to the back door.

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Somebody will meet you there. OK?

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Well, I once ate a...

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something that had fallen down in
the um...

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or been knocked down -

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I don't know quite how it came to my
plate -

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um, in the safari park.

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And that was an antelope of some
kind and had a special name,

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but I can't really remember what it
was.

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And I think we all had a portion of
it, somewhere around the estate.

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You can guarantee someone will come
up to the fence, won't they, and go,

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"What type of animal is that?"

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and think it's really, really,
really funny.

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They do, though, don't they?

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"What is it? Is it a monkey?"

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Maybe I just look weird.

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Maybe you do.

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No, it does happen, yes.

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It's when they stop whistling
and looking

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that you start worrying. You know?

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Your face! Ha!

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We should have start this earlier.

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Quite funny.

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Come on, Brian.

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I...

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Please don't look at me like that.

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I'm not look...

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How do you cope?

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I'm so sorry. How do you cope?

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It's you making me laugh.

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I'm not. It's you.

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No, I employ artists
to do all the...

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I'm hoping to get a working permit

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to stay working in the safari park

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but unfortunately I don't know yet.

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So it's going to take another six
months for me to find out.

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I'll definitely stay here.

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It's just easy work.

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Er, yeah, I'll stay for quite a
while, I think.

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Can't really be bothered to do
anything else.

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This is the last summer

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I'm going to be here.

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I've been here a while

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and really
I haven't travelled

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as much as I would like.

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We went to Bath yesterday.

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I think that's just an amazing
place.

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Do you know how old I am?

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What do you think?

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I won't be cross, I promise.

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Oh, come on. Mouth it.

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Next!

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Do you know the way out?

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No idea.

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We're all following you!

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We're trying to find our way in.

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We know where the way out is.

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This isn't the way out, though,
is it?

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